When Groot Was Our Upstairs Neighbor

Sometimes you pull the short straw in life. Sometimes you think you’re getting a great apartment in a big city at a reasonable price, until you realize there’s a GD tree person living above you. The above is precisely what my boyfriend experienced when he moved into his place here in Chicago back in January….

#Funemployment

Def. Funemployment (n): A time in Amanda’s life that would be all of the fun if she didn’t have to watch how much money she spends, had friends, and wasn’t a temporary housewife. She gets to sleep in though. 10/10 gets great sleep.